The Invisible Route Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Wiley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
85%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wiley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.