The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Wiley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Wiley, Wiley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.