The Late Scratch Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Wiley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
76%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Wiley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.