The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Wiley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
79%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Wiley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.