The Hamstring Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Wiley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Wiley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.