The Late Scratch Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Wiley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wiley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.