The Phantom Flag Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Ref: "Number Wiley, that's a flag." Wiley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Wiley spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
80%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wiley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.