The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Wiley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wiley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.