The Late Scratch Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Wiley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Ref: "Number Wiley, that's a flag." Wiley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wiley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.