The Snap Count Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Wiley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wiley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.