The Invisible Route Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Ref: "Number Wiley, that's a flag." Wiley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Wiley lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
85%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wiley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.