The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“The broadcast shows Wiley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Wiley stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
90%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wiley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.