The Snap Count Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Wiley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.