The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Wiley's stadium. Only over Wiley.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wiley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.