The Snap Count Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Wiley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wiley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.