The Phantom Flag Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Wiley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Wiley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.