The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- A mysterious flag erases Wiley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wiley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.