The Phantom Flag Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Wiley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wiley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.