The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Wiley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wiley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.