The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Wiley's stadium. Only over Wiley.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Wiley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
84%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Wiley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.