The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Wiley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
83%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wiley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.