The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Wiley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wiley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.