The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Wiley stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
75%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wiley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.