The Snap Count Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Wiley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wiley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.