The Late Scratch Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Wiley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wiley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.