The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Wiley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wiley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.