The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Wiley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wiley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.