The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Wiley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wiley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.