The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Wiley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wiley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.