The Phantom Flag Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Wiley lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
77%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wiley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.