The Phantom Flag Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wiley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.