The Kneel-Down Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stidham, the end zone is a rumor.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Stidham goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stidham, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.