The Kneel-Down Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Stidham is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Stidham, Stidham, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.