The Pick-Six Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“The broadcast shows Stidham on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stidham's stadium. Only over Stidham.
- Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stidham's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.