The Snap Count Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“The broadcast shows Stidham on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Stidham finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Stidham scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.