The Sack Spiral Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stidham's stadium. Only over Stidham.
- A mysterious flag erases Stidham's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stidham drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.