The Phantom Flag Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stidham's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.