The Kneel-Down Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- A mysterious flag erases Stidham's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stidham's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.