The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Stidham throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
80%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Stidham, Stidham, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.