The Checkdown Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Stidham: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Stidham gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stidham drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.