The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Ref: "Number Stidham, that's a flag." Stidham: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stidham drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.