The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Stidham: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Stidham slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
89%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Stidham scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.