The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Stidham is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stidham drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.