The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Every deep ball Stidham throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.
- Stidham goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stidham's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.