The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- A mysterious flag erases Stidham's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stidham, the end zone is a rumor.
88%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stidham's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.