The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Stidham gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stidham's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.