The Overthrow Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Stidham's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stidham's stadium. Only over Stidham.
- The broadcast shows Stidham on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Stidham, Stidham, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.