The Snap Count Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- A mysterious flag erases Stidham's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Stidham will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
73%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stidham, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.