The Bad Snap Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“The broadcast shows Stidham on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Every deep ball Stidham throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
88%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Stidham, Stidham, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.