The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Stidham's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stidham, the end zone is a rumor.
88%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Stidham scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.